The big jolly fat dude is getting his arse kicked this Christmas…
'Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house
Not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse.
The stockings were hung by the chimney with care,
In hopes that a rock show soon would be there.
The children were nestled all snug in their beds,
While visions of guitar solos danced in their heads.
A room filled to the rafters, beer flowing from the tap,
My dream tour was nigh, no time for a nap.
When out on the roof there arose such a clatter,
I sprang from my bed to see what was the matter.
Away to the window I flew like a snake,
To my wonder it was Reel Big Fish & Less Than Jake.
"Now Aaron! Now Roger!
Now, Scott and Vinnie!
On, Ryland! On, Derek!
On, Dan and Buddy!
To the top of the porch!
To the top of the wall!
Now Rock away! Rock away!
Rock away all!"
They sprang to their sleigh, guitars in tow
And away they all flew singing….
Alright mother!#*kers lets give ‘em a show!
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